Kelly Osbourne has had a pop at Victoria Beckham’s new barnet.

‘She’s too skinny to have hair that short,’ she says.

‘To get away with that, you need to have something soft about your face.’

But that wasn’t the only thing Kelly, 23, noticed when she saw Posh, 34, at New York Fashion Week.

‘I was directly across from her and Jennifer Lopez,’ she tells the Daily Star.

‘I know it’s not my place to say, and hope I’m so wrong, but I’ve never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life.

‘They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a shitty bit of toilet paper!’

As I posted yesturday,David and Victoria launched their new ‘Signature’ fragrance in NYC last night.I have added some HQ and MQ pis into the gallery,theres only a few for now,but Ill add more later.

? Public Appearances – 2008 – Launch of ‘Signature’ for him and her(x68)

The rainy weather in New York Friday didn’t dampen the spirits of David and Victoria Beckham or the approximately 2,000 screaming fans who showed up at Macy’s Herald Square for the launch of the couple’s fragrance duo, Signature for Him and Signature for Her. Clad in a striped Tom Ford suit, David Beckham was quick to credit his Giambattista Valli-clad wife as the brains behind the fragrances, although Victoria Beckham insists that he is not giving himself deserved credit. “It’s great for me to be able to create a fragrance for him, but he is much more involved than he gives himself credit for,” she said. “David has such amazing taste.”

“Are you courageous enough to allow a celebrity to cut and style your hair, pamper you with a beauty treatment or even give you a full makeover for a special occasion?

Once again, a group of inexperienced celebrities will be hoping to cut it in the world of hair and beauty in aid of BBC Children in Need and they’re looking for clients to style and preen. Celebrity Scissorhands are particularly interested in finding Posh Spice fans who are willing to have the ‘Pop’.

If you would like to be in with a chance of receiving a haircut or treatment from one of our untrained celebrities this autumn, APPLY NOW http://www.bbc.co.uk/scissorhands”

For those of you who live in the US,Victoria and David are launching the new ‘Beckham signature’ fragrence for him and her tonight at 5pm at Macy’s Herald Square, 151 West 34th St., Manhattan.

Im in the UK so I cant be there but for those of you lucky enough to live close by,I say go along

CLASSLESS British glamor model Jordan has launched a scathing attack on Victoria Beckham – branding the former Spice Girl ‘boring.’

Jordan, real name Katie Price, hit out Beckham for not baring her bits when she launched her perfume.

“I didn’t want the perfume launch to be boring like Victoria’s Beckham’s,” said Jordan — who bared both bum cheeks to promote her new perfume Besotted. “I saw Victoria in pictures wearing the white dress with a kind of furry thing on the back and I just thought she’s on another night out.”

She added, “I had no idea she [Beckham] was supposed to be promoting her new perfume. She didn’t make any effort. She should have a bit more fun with it like I did.

“I envisaged a beach with a half-naked lady and that’s what I did. Now everyone has seen my new boobs, and I hope I’ve made the public happy.”

Victoria Beckham admits she received Jobseeker’s Allowance when she was out of work.

‘I was on the dole once and I remember what it’s like to watch how you spend your money,’ she recalls.

‘I know everything that goes in and out of our accounts.

‘I’d like to think I’m a good businesswoman, I’m learning a lot along the way.’

But Victoria, 34, reckons it’s her husband David, 33, who loves to splash out.

‘David definitely spends more money than I do,’ she tells The Sun.

‘I don’t really go shopping anymore � apart from the flea market I go to every Sunday.

‘You can get some amazing vintage stuff there. That’s often where I get inspiration for my designs.’